Cinderella Has Cellulite

And Other Musings from A Last Wife

Order Your Copy Now

Okay, lover girl. Your new man has you startled, staggered, and swept off your feet. Now what? You know who you are. The store clerk caught you scooping up beauty tips and slipping Cosmo magazines under the milk and potatoes in your grocery cart. And you are busy checking in at yoga studios to tighten your arm muscles and buttocks, announcing, ''He may be the one'' to anyone who will listen.

Where is this going? Down the aisle or down in flames?

Cinderella Has Cellulite offers a welcome and realistic look at relationships when Prince Charming suddenly walks into your life. Wild satire abounds in this hilarious, off-the-wall take on his friends, your friends, his ex, the in-laws, and everything in between. 

A must read for last wives and women everywhere!

“A wonderful book! It's great insight into the world of marriage, and relationships in general. You read it with a smile on your face from beginning to end, and walk away from it having felt like you gained quite a bit of wisdom.  I absolutely loved it. It's a must-read for anyone who has ever been in a relationship.” —Amazon Reviews

Monday, March 07, 2016

Five Tips for Approaching Your New Love

There’s a sweet scent rolling across the fields. Can you sense it? Do you feel it? That’s the aroma of new love in the air.

It’s a glorious feeling, isn’t it? There are secrets untold, mysteries yet to be discovered and new avenues to pursue. Finding a new love is like finding a new favorite movie — you’re breathless and exhilarated and want to hang out with it again and again (preferably with food) until you’ve memorized every word.

But you must tread lightly. Love is vulnerable but new love is particularly fragile. One wrong move can send your beautiful new partner running for the hills. Or you could be the one who turns away, even before you get to explore all that unchartered territory.

Here are a few tips on how to […] READ MORE


Tuesday, February 09, 2016

Recap from Last week in California

Last week I spent some time signing books at Troys is on El Paseo Drive, and Stein Mart is in the Ranchos Des Palmas shopping center. I had a wonderful time in Palm Desert, CA meeting new readers and making wonderful new friends!

Thanks to everyone who came out!